Ken Lay, Burn
Ken Lay, the con-artist swindler chief of Enron who bilked billions out of regular folks like you and me, and ruined countless lives and careers, has died. This is a most unfortunate outcome for those of us who were hoping he would feel the pain of secular justice for many years here before having to face spiritual justice somewhere else. Now we can only hope that his spirit burns forever in the lowest levels of the abyss, right down there with Hitler.
They'd better do some genetic testing on the body, because frankly I could see the swine trying to get away with this whole thing by faking his own death.