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Lunch Meetings

Be it resolved that henceforth, any meeting taking place during the noon hour (local time) must include food and drink, provided by the proposer of the meeting, at his or her (or his or her corporate budget's) cost, for all participants of said meeting.

Furthermore, any parties inconvenienced by the meeting, such as friends of participants who were counting on that participant for their own plans, should be duly compensated by having their lunches paid for at the cost of the proposer of the meeting or his or her corporate budget. This compensation should be regardless of where the inconvenienced parties choose to have lunch, and should be in the form of cash or cashier's check within 24 hours of receipt of an expense report detailing such cost.

The penalty for failure to meet the requirements of this law is that the proposer of the meeting shall be responsible for providing $100 (USD or local equivalent) meal gift certificates to the restaurant of the participant's choosing, anywhere in the world, for all participants.

This law takes effect immediately.