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Question for the Ages

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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I dunno if I want to hear about you chokin' your smurf.

Gross!

I don't know about the choking, but we dissected a smurf in medical school and they're actually mostly green on the inside.

They turn a lovely healthy shade of pink - like a newborn, then expire with a wheeze. Of course, this was only from a sampling of one; I could try it with more, maybe do a histogram...