Ret it slow, ret it slow, ret it slow...
I have to say the best part about spending Christmas overseas is the music. Whereas my ears find the inescapable assault of holiday music in all public places offensively mind-numbing in the States, there is a certain amusement to hearing all the holiday standards in Engrish.
It is certain that I will soon grow tired of this, but hopefully not before I get on that plane taking me over the ocean.