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Don't Mess with Texas

Now closing in on the final leg of the Long Journey. In the last 6 days, have:

  • Covered more than 2000 miles
  • Met up with 4 friends in 4 different cities, two of whom I haven't seen in more than 2 years
  • Discovered that the air conditioning will stay on if I don't turn it off between car starts
  • Discovered the above only after baking in 100+ temps for about two hours
  • Circumnavigated a "huge wreck" on I-10 in New Mexico
  • Saw the sprawling metropolis of Silver City, NM, thanks to the above
  • Visited Fort Hancock, TX (where Andy Dufresne crossed the border)
  • Consistently arrived at least 4 hours late to every city
  • Woke up at or around noon every day even though intended to wake up at 8
  • Determined that I-10 from El Paso to mile marker 477 is quite possibly the most desolate stretch of interstate in the country
  • Texas is huge
  • Oklahoma's turnpike, even though you have to pay to use it, has the most ghetto rest areas I've ever seen
  • Learned the hard way not to idle with the air conditioning going when the outside temp is more than 100
  • Still managed to have a great time and be pretty much on schedule after all this...

Comments

I have this great mental picture of you and Mickey as those guys in that one Kia commercial, where they're driving thousands of miles through the desert with no air conditioning and no deodorant.

I was there!

Gawd, Kia. Now we're talking quali-tay.

Hey Mickey, wasn't that the trip to Santa Barbara. Driving thru the desert with no air, cause Borys was too cheap to get it. Then there was the heinousness of that Burger King in New Mexico. Much, much worse than not having deodorant.

"HEY, DOES THIS CAR HAVE AIR CONDITIONING? IT SURE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT!"